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That which is true is ALWAYS true.
If it is only true some of the times, it is false!.

So who made the most money in the "Gold rush",
the miners digging for the gold or the folks who sold them the shovels?

1st rule of engineering... Never Ever Push a ROPE

"Maybe nothing is completely true, and even not that." ~ Multatuli.

If you always do, what you have always done, you will always get what you always got.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

The difference between genius and stupidity: Genius has limits.

The difference between feeling and thinking:     "Feelings are reality and thinking is imagination."

It is easy to build a philosophy. It does not have to run.

Be cautious in the use of stupidity, a little goes a long way.

Emotions have a way of overcoming even the most intelligent and rational people.

When I was younger I spent most of my money on motorcycles and women. The rest I wasted.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Christianity: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be having a good time.

A Fanatic is a person who does what god would do if god fully understood the situation.

Women fake orgasms... men fake entire relationships.

There was a Twelve Step program for computer addiction, but it crashed due to overload.

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

We have enough youth...How about a fountain of smart!

Algorithms, I trust, Boodlean logic, I trust, Beautiful women? They just mystify me

"We must be careful of needless innovations, especially when guided by logic." ~ Churchill

"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours you think it's only a minute.
 But when you sit on a hot stove for a minute you think it's two hours.
 That's relativity." ~~ Albert Einstein

"It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue."
"I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex."
"All art is quite useless."
~ Oscar Wilde

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
 Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure."
~ Nelson Mandela

George Bernard Shaw defined a "barbarian" as an individual
 who thought that the ways of his tribe should be the ways of all other tribes.

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist----."
~ General John B Sedgwick, 1864 (Last words, Battle of Spotsylvania)

"The ideas and concepts which best repay critical examination
 are those which for the longest period have remained unquestioned."
~ adapted from Alfred North Whitehead

(Standard Disclaimer) While being well intentioned and willing to try almost anything once, I still don't have a clue!

"I have further observed under the sun that the race is not won by the swift,
 nor the battle by the valiant; nor is bread won by the wise,
 nor wealth by the intelligent, nor favor by the learned." ~~ King Solomon
 and Damon Runyon said --- "But that's the way to bet"

As I become older, I am becoming more and more skeptical of the concept that with age comes wisdom.

"The mind of the perfect man is like a mirror.
 It does not lean forward or backward in response to things.
 It responds to things but conceals nothing of its own.
 Therefore it is able to deal with things without injury to [its reality]."
~ Chuang Tzu - the butterfly philosopher.
     Chuang-Tzu once dreamed he was a butterfly.
     When he awoke, he no longer knew
     if he was a butterfly dreaming he was a man,
     or a man who had dreamed he was a butterfly.

We defy categorization! We scoff at self-imposed temporal and categorical constraints!
We are the stuff of which lurid dreams are made and don't you forget it!


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